Alice in Wonderland opens in UK cinemas tomorrow, starring Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, Mia Wasikowska as Alice and Anne Hathaway as the White Queen. Alice’s adventures after another tumble down the rabbit hole get the mad-cap Tim Burton treatment. Sounds like the sort of mindless escapism we can all do with in our lives… I’ll be going for sure.
The film provides the theme for SBBH’s very first caption competition (details of how to enter below) — the fabulous prize for which has been offered by the lovely people at Lailides, the specialists in petite size lingerie (from AA-cup to B-cup). If you don’t know about Lailides, check out my recent post and find them on Facebook and Twitter.
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Picture caption? YOU DECIDE!
HOW TO WIN
Check out this picture of Anne Hathaway looking a little pasty as the White Queen. Inexplicably (if you haven’t seen the film), she’s eyeballing a mouse. Not much to read in her expression, so who knows what she’s trying to say to her rodent friend. If you can think of a caption to go with this picture, please comment on this post with your suggestion. On Friday April 2nd, the competition will close and the best caption will be selected. Its author will become the owner of a beautiful Lailides lingerie set.
you may be small but you’re beautiful
I wonder if I kiss you, will you turn into a handsome king, as prince’s are only frogs?
“Champions come in all sizes, and even the slightest creature can have the biggest heart.”
Do you really taste like chicken?
Mouse thinking – “Boy, how come on blind dates I always end up with the weird looking ones?”
awww bless best things comes in small packages
Are you a man or a mouse?
Gaze in awe and wonder at perfectly small cupped packages!
Hi:
response to the competition Lalides.
Mouse asking “Got cheese?”
All beautiful things come in small packages.
As the saying goes – all good things come in small packages!
Time for that call to pest control!
I JUST LOVE SMALL ANIMALS
HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY AROUND FOR A REAL FEAST
Mmmmmmm…. now shall I have this with mayo or ketchup?
Bless this mouse!
I’m all out of chicken fillets at the moment, do you promise to keep still?
Stop taking the mickey
You’ve got the wrong girl – I’m Alison Wunderland
Will you promise to be mice to me?
The white queen pondered for a moment……which bit plugged into the computer?
Why did my sister shove you down her bra???? Terrible shame about your brother……if only she’d gone to Small bust, big heart!
You’d go down a storm in my B-cup
Last night you were a horse and me a princess – what a difference a day makes !
“Good news for you Mickey”, said the White Queen, “I am on a strict no protein diet, until I cure this blasted anaemia”!
After all that scrubbing my hands are finally squeaky clean
the white queen loved having staring contests to pass the time while waiting to get a bed in a nhs hospital for her blood transfusion
how did you manage to get into my undies?
well you’re nice but i still don’t get how you fit on a computer!!
She was sure he was the cheese thief, but was this a case of ‘mouse-taken’ identity
I cup my hands to see a beautiful tiny morsel with a perky pink nose !!
‘You shall accompany me to the ball and I dont want to hear a squeak out of you. Do you hear?’
Not sure if you understand me but… Wonder if you could love poison the prince.
i’m thinking a 3AA round the bust, but don’t worry cos we pad the cups out a bit.
..and so I asked the genie for a wireless mouse….
“now if you promise not to tell that you and your brother were the filling for the lack of boobs in my corset, i promise not to tell the country you are carrying the plague”!!!!
Don’t worry , they don’t make diamonds as big as bricks.
the girl was supposed to drink it not you!!
You are kinda handsome in a sweet kinda way
The White Queen gives “paws” for thought.
You look so ravishing even though you are only a rodent
“Of course you were better-looking as a prince… But seriously, the ‘blonde jokes’ were getting a little tiresome.
Does this lipstick suit me?
Don’t you have any other good books to recommend besides ‘Who Moved My Cheese’?
I asked for mousse
Are you really worth a bunch of fancy knickers?????????
Wow, thanks to SBBH readers for rising to the challenge of our first picture caption competition. The response was amazing!
No doubt due to the excellent prize on offer — a gorgeous set of Lailides lingerie.
So… *coughs*… without further ado, I will announce the winner.
Congratulations to Trish for tickling SBBH’s funny bone with this humorous caption:
Mouse thinking – “Boy, how come on blind dates I always end up with the weird looking ones?”
We’ll be in touch shortly to find out your vital stats so we can send you some pretty new undies, courtesy of Lailides.