Want bigger boobs? Have a doughnut

Amanda Sage's blog declares that "Small is Sexy" and we have to agree

Having sung the praises of Amanda Sage’s small-cup expertise (what she doesn’t know about dressing an AA-cup body, you could write on a postage stamp), I’m thrilled that she’s written a guest blog post for SBBH.

Written in characteristic ballsy style, Sage gives very slim, small-busted women a question to mull: would you put on weight if the side-effect was bigger breasts?

Of course, not all small-busted women are skinny. But if you are I’d love to hear your thoughts: do you think there’s something to be said for this surgery-free route to increasing cup size? Let’s call it The Doughnut Plan.

Anyway, without further ado, here is Amanda’s post.

Let’s face facts, ladies: breast tissue is mostly fat. If you are very thin and small-busted, the safest and healthiest way to add a cup size to your bust may be to gain some weight.

In the United States, as reported by the New York Times, the most commonly purchased size from bra manufacturer Wacoal America in 2009 was a 36DD — up two cup sizes from a 36C in 2006.

I have to assume that this is due in part to more women getting breast augmentation surgery (implants), but it is probably no coincidence that obesity rates have reached epidemic proportions in this nation where I was born and raised.

I’ve worn a size 32AA bra ever since I first grew a pair at age 11. I was actually one of the first girls in my class to get boobs, but soon enough, everyone else caught up — and then some. By the time I was a freshman in high school (aged 14), I was considered flat-chested.

Fast-forward four years: I’m 18, in college and on medication that causes weight gain. Suddenly I’m busting out of my tiny bras, and to my utter shock I need  to buy new ones… in a size 32B.

I was never overweight; even in my 32B days, I weighed 118 pounds at just short of 5 feet 4 inches tall — hardly obese, and only about 12 pounds higher than my current weight. Yet here I am, back in my old 32AA bras.

I’m one of those few women who have a hard time keeping weight on, but if I was better about exercising and eating right I’d probably have more of an appetite. Then maybe I’d be able to fill out an A-cup bra, at least.

Note that my band size, 32, stayed the same even when I was at my curviest. Women tend to gain weight in their fattiest areas first: breasts, butt, hips, thighs, and tummy.

If you’re a skinny minnie like me, could you afford to put on a few pounds? If so, then as far as your bust size it might mean the difference between “slim” and “none.”

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Viva la lingerie revolution

Large cup-size specialist Fantasie says "Big is beautiful" -- but small is gorgeous too, right?

Marks and Spencer caused a stir in 2007 when they extended their bra sizing to a J-cup. Now, Selfridges is selling K-cup bras by big bust specialist Fantasie. The gargantuan cups are enough to make us small-busted women feel like Alice in Wonderland after swigging some shrinking potion: each of them measure half a foot at their widest part.

Helen Attwood, Selfridges’ Lingerie Buying Manager, said in the Daily Mail that “We are seeing more demand for the larger sizes and especially for fashionable, sexy bras in bigger sizes.” It’s small wonder that Selfridges is coming up with the goods — big boobs mean big business, as sales of D-G cups have risen 50 per cent year on year since 2005. And the most popular bra size in the UK is now a 36D, compared to 34B a decade ago.

On the face of it, the arrival of the K-cup on the high street seems like bad news for the small-busted… with bigger bras increasingly in demand, there may be even less incentive for retailers to stock a good choice of grown-up, sophisticated styles in AAA-cup, AA-cup and A-cup sizes. Itty bitty cups deliver an itty bitty return on investment, I guess is their thinking.

But it’s not all bad news, we can save our shoe leather by shopping online, where there is a decent number of specialists recognising the wants of those with a small cup size.

In fact, I’ve just discovered a new one, Perfectly Petite Lingerie, which launched in 2009. It’s a very welcome addition to the ranks of AA-cup and A-cup experts, which include Dainty Lady, Know Knockers, Little Women and Small Wonder in the UK; and Lula Lu Petite Lingerie, Itsy Bitsy Bra Bar, Lailides, Eve’s Apples and The Little Bra Company accross the pond. For British small-cup shoppers, there are also AA-cup styles to be found on Amazonand at Figleaves and Marks and Spencer.

While I applaud the great service these specialist suppliers are doing, I can’t help but feel a bit jilted by the high street, where it’s still like searching for a needle in a haystack to find a fashionable AA-cup bra. Marks and Spencer DO them, but can I ever FIND one in my local branch. That’ll be a no.

I haven’t had a chance to check out Selfridges, but when I do I hope I find that AA-cup is represented just like the K-cup — then they could lay claim to the title: World’s First Truly Democratic Lingerie Department.

What do you think?

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